The Storytime

"Hey! How was your date?", I heard him running behind me. "It was good. Actually not so good". "Why?". "Seemed like he was getting bored". "How can anyone get bored with you? You are the whole entertainment package," he said, laughing. "Apparently not for everybody. I don't think he'll go out with me again," I said, with my extra sad face. "What can I do to help?". "You can ask him what he likes. May be he'll open up with you more than me. Bro bonding! That may help. What say?", I had my fingers crossed. "Done! I'll Bro bond with him for you, Bro!" he winked. He is all one can ask for. He went after him and talked to him for sometime, and came back. "I have asked him out," he said enthusiastically. "Hey! I said Bro bonding". "Shut up rain. I have asked him to come on a double date. You and him; me and Naina. Hey! wear your red dress for the date," he ...

I didn't see him for next few weeks. I was so very indulged in making my life less of a hell that I forgot about him. "You!! How dare you go behind my back? I am going to take away your job," I heard a shout. There was our friend not-my-work being shouted at, about to get fired. "In fact you are..", he was about to say it when I passed him murmured in his ear. He started laughing. "Oh! you find it amusing?", asked his boss. "Something is funny!! Not this," he said. "Oh please! do tell us. We all want to know". "Sir! please do remember, you told me to tell this to everyone. It's not my fault". "What are you saying?", his boss asked skeptical. "Sir! the girl you are stalking on facebook is sending you swear words," he said and the entire vertical erupted in a laugh. His boss's screen was clearly visible. I saved his job and his boss, he must be cursing me. "Do you generally enjoy making fu...

He was on his knees. I have waited so long for this day. There was nothing I haven't done to make sure this happens. He might not like it but one day I'll tell him everything, when none of it will matter. After all, I took away his lady love from him, broke him, confused him and convinced him that he is lucky to have me. Oh yes!! I am mean and I am goood.  We met during our first job. I was really nervous and as usual very late. I didn't know the place so I took a taxi. Turns out he knew fewer places than me, and drove like he's going to live for a hundred years. I cursed and swore more than, well most of the people and reached an hour late. The wonder of wonders, the damned business park had 10 buildings and no boards identifying them. I asked the guard at the gate, who told me a suspicious route to my tower. 10 minutes after starting out my pursuit of the building,  I realized I need help both actually and figuratively. So, I asked the first person I met, "...